The West End, Asian dick and Coach bags.

Okay I am just going to start with the biggest problem around to get it out of the way. This was my boyfriend's (Andy) sister. Her name is Courtney. My first ever rival I had in the whole situation. She is just a terrible person. She lives in the west end of Edmonton (with most of these other trashbags) and is one of those greasy ex-veteran West Edmonton Mall rats. She used to be a major scene kid who would pop drugs in the mall and walk around with all those other rats being noisy and thinking they are hot shit. For this reason, miss Courtney went on from the age of 12 to 16 thinking she was the hottest shit around because she was able to smoke a cigarette and get a job at La Senza, although clearly flat chested herself, she still bragged about being a "bra fitter" - why brag you ask? Because this little miss I'm pretty sure is bisexual or maybe even lesbian. When I dated her big bro he had told me she was bisexual because she used to make out with girls. If you want to be friends with Courtney, you either have to be a 13 year old little girl who will buy drugs from her, or your best luck might be if you're a male over the age of 21, drive a car and have a credit card. This sloot usually snatches her prey through big bro's friends. Everything needs to be paid for by big bro or his friends. Even a plate of food from Denny's (one of the main components of West End trashbag diets other than liquor and mcdonald's for it's business hours being as extensive as the liquor store and cheap meals). She only really party's with big bro's friends (Jory, Cass, Kevin...who are all 20+ and must be jumping for joy over the fact she is now 18 and will be slooting it up at the club asking for dick) which is funny because all of these guys are like brothers to Andy. And I know she's fucked Jory and Kevin for sure. Also, the worst thing Courtney has done to me besides brainwashed all Andy's friends to hate my guts was probably try to set up or encourage her underaged friends at the time to date Andy...So when you think about it, it's like a terrible incestuous situation gone horribly wrong. She also claims to be vegetarian, but clearly eats packaged meat. The most awkward thing about hanging out with Courtney is that she'll talk about how she is attracted to Asian guys, and tell you their dicks aren't small. And then open up a bag and say "I just spent $600 on this Coach purse" .... Isn't it kind of awkward that no Coach bag is that expensive? That's just trying to attain some bragging rights....or maybe an excuse as to why she wants people to pay for a meal at Denny's. No matter how classy you try to be honey, you'll always be trash. And the biggest homewrecker in existence.